Man Goes Cross Country with Elvis Passport
Do you think that after the Christmas Bomber that the Amsterdam Airport would be safe and secure? You’re wrong. A man got through with an Elvis Presley passport. It was an E-passport, but it still was Elvis Presley. Adam Laurie, the man in charge of the security says it was a ‘test’ but with the low security ratings and criticism about it, no one can be sure. The passport did pass through the automated passport machines. Amsterdam Airport wanted to make their airport high tech and iconic, but ever since this ‘upgrade’ security seems to of gone way down. This Elvis passport shows that anyone can hack an e-passport, and that asks the question, “is this e-passport necessary?” The Elvis Passport case is still under investigation.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
APRIL FOOLS 3----EDITED
New Ketchup Product Revealed---Tomatoes Revolt!
The new product: Ketch-A-Hoy, is a new ketchup product that uses twice as many tomatoes as regular ketchup. Now, tomatoes are terrified, running away, even fighting back. Bobby Bobs, was the most recent victim of this attack. “They nibbled my arm off, and ate my toes.” He says.
Inst-ant Jello, the another victim says “They stole my dog, and they ate my bladder.” The tomato leader, Joe Heinz, says “These people have no right to slaughter us vegetables, and we won’t take this. We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the landing grounds, AND in the fields. We will NEVER surrender!” Joe Heinz is currently being sued by Winston Churchill for that speech. But that sue-worthy speech did inspire the tomatoes to fight humans on the beaches, landing grounds and fields. Darth Vader was inspired by these tomatoes. “I think *wooshy breath* that the *wooshy breath* tomatoes deserve a better *wooshy breath* lifestyle than being *wooshy breath*slaughtered by ketchup.” Currently, the tomatoes are still in revolt, and tomato hunters are still mysteriously disappearing. Joe Heinz is still in court.
The new product: Ketch-A-Hoy, is a new ketchup product that uses twice as many tomatoes as regular ketchup. Now, tomatoes are terrified, running away, even fighting back. Bobby Bobs, was the most recent victim of this attack. “They nibbled my arm off, and ate my toes.” He says.
Inst-ant Jello, the another victim says “They stole my dog, and they ate my bladder.” The tomato leader, Joe Heinz, says “These people have no right to slaughter us vegetables, and we won’t take this. We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the landing grounds, AND in the fields. We will NEVER surrender!” Joe Heinz is currently being sued by Winston Churchill for that speech. But that sue-worthy speech did inspire the tomatoes to fight humans on the beaches, landing grounds and fields. Darth Vader was inspired by these tomatoes. “I think *wooshy breath* that the *wooshy breath* tomatoes deserve a better *wooshy breath* lifestyle than being *wooshy breath*slaughtered by ketchup.” Currently, the tomatoes are still in revolt, and tomato hunters are still mysteriously disappearing. Joe Heinz is still in court.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
ApRiL FoOl aRtIcLe nUmBeR tWo
Donkey’s Shrinking!
As of February, donkeys have been losing considerable body weight and size. These effects have been occurring all over the planet, to all donkeys of all types, colors, shapes, and sizes. Travel and trade in the middle-east has been rapidly declining, due to the donkey’s smaller sizes and less strength. Caravans have stopped, and water supply is dying out in the dryer areas. The middle-east is suffering the most from this odd event, due to their main source of transport being a donkey. Dr. Austin Austin thinks that this is ‘shrinkage’ is good. “Death’s from donkeys in the middle-east are declining,” he says. “It’s more dangerous to die riding a donkey then flying on a plane. Maybe this donkey decline is to our advantage.” Dr. Jone Jones disagrees.
“I think donkeys are an essential part to the economy, Maybe not to us for now, but if the middle east declines, we will go to help. People will be dying, and they’ll need our support. And if we don’t support, we’ll have a lot of trouble.” That was the last we heard of both the doctors, they might of died riding their donkeys back home.
Also in the Middle East, the larger, more able donkeys are being stolen, considering their capabilities of actually moving stuff. Many donkeys are in quarantine for research, and the results are astounding. Apparently, donkeys are being mutated into “Baby Donkeys.” The same incidents happened to baby carrots, baby corn, and smurfs. The cause of this is still under investigation.
PICTURES TO THE RIGHT AT THE TOP FOR THE ARTICLE--------->
As of February, donkeys have been losing considerable body weight and size. These effects have been occurring all over the planet, to all donkeys of all types, colors, shapes, and sizes. Travel and trade in the middle-east has been rapidly declining, due to the donkey’s smaller sizes and less strength. Caravans have stopped, and water supply is dying out in the dryer areas. The middle-east is suffering the most from this odd event, due to their main source of transport being a donkey. Dr. Austin Austin thinks that this is ‘shrinkage’ is good. “Death’s from donkeys in the middle-east are declining,” he says. “It’s more dangerous to die riding a donkey then flying on a plane. Maybe this donkey decline is to our advantage.” Dr. Jone Jones disagrees.
“I think donkeys are an essential part to the economy, Maybe not to us for now, but if the middle east declines, we will go to help. People will be dying, and they’ll need our support. And if we don’t support, we’ll have a lot of trouble.” That was the last we heard of both the doctors, they might of died riding their donkeys back home.
Also in the Middle East, the larger, more able donkeys are being stolen, considering their capabilities of actually moving stuff. Many donkeys are in quarantine for research, and the results are astounding. Apparently, donkeys are being mutated into “Baby Donkeys.” The same incidents happened to baby carrots, baby corn, and smurfs. The cause of this is still under investigation.
PICTURES TO THE RIGHT AT THE TOP FOR THE ARTICLE--------->
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