Thursday, March 25, 2010

Real article

War Peppers

India’s military is using a new type of weapon. Not a bomb, not explosives, but a simple vegetable: the pepper. Not just any pepper though, the “bhut jolokia”, the hottest pepper in the history of anything. The pepper is so strong it can paralyze a target, and can be used as tear gas. The pepper is extremely similar to a grenade, you can burn it, and anyone that breathes the smokes lungs, mouth, flesh and anything else that comes into contact will burn, you can squirt the juice into the victim, burning them and having a chance of putting them into shock and paralyzing them. This pepper is extremely hot. Scoville units, the unit used to measure spice are used for this as well. Tabasco sauce, one of the hottest sauces known to man, something that burns and makes you cry just with a drop. Tabasco has 2,500-5,000 Scoville units. The bhut jolokia has 1,000,000 Scoville units. 1,000,000. That’s about 400 times hotter than Tabasco sauce. The pepper can be used just like any other gas or poison, if targets are holed into a cave or building, throw a burning one of these and that’s it. This pepper might even change the strategy of breaching a building altogether.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

New article....REAL@!@@@#!|#!#@#@

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE

Well, kind of. But it’s recently been proven that controlled, specific fires can reduce greenhouse gasses. This technique reduces carbon dioxide by 18 to 25 percent and in some forests, it can burn and get rid of 60 percent of the carbon dioxide in that area. Now this makes you think: how on earth did they discover this? Well, satellite images showed decreasing carbon dioxide in controlled fire areas. These fires also help plant new forests, making a new healthier planet, and the decreased carbon dioxide levels decrease the chances of forest fires. This research caused controversy, because some scientists say this proves global warming is caused by us, because we burn fuel and not wood, explaining why the middle ages were much colder than present earth, because we industrially and mass burn oil and fossil fuels. Other scientists just say that climate change exists and this means nothing. On the lighter side, the government could save 1.2 billion dollars on trying to stop fires, which they would no longer need to do. This technique is still being research if it can be mass done.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

New article......and its REAL!

Zombies?

New studies show that cryonically frozen corpses ay have a chance of coming back to life. The scientists think they can achieve this with “nano-robots.” Nano-robots? Some scientists think this is just fake and imagination but scientists at the Alcor Life Foundation think otherwise. They think that they can clone a cell from the corpse and make a robotic clone from that cloned cell. Cloning a clone sounds ridiculous, but you won’t be laughing when Walt Disney is writing the next Pixar movie. You might be thinking that you can come back to life when you’re dead, but think again. It costs $80,000 to freeze just your head alone, and thousands more to freeze your entire corpse. The process of the resurrection would be
1. Take Body Out Of Cryo
2. Install “Nanobots”
3. Wait for body to thaw
4. Let “Nanobots” fix and replace deteriorated cells, tissue and brain
5. Hope it works
If the process succeeds as planned, the resurrected person would live longer and healthier than the past life, now that’s what I call a good afterlife. This technology is expected to be tested around 2050 at the least, and use hundreds of millions of dollars. Want to know where your taxes are going? Well there’s your answer.