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The Right Way To Use Tissue Paper

Let’s say you’re walking down the street on a nice warm perfect day. Everything is going well…until you get shot. But your Life Alert is out of power and your cell phone is too. Now there’s a product that can stop all of those events from happening. A new type of fabric similar to tissue paper, is as strong as Kevlar, and has solar capabilities, so you won’t die from getting shot, you can call the police and use your life alert, and catch the criminal. The fabrics name is germanium. Germanium is like compressed paper, which tissue paper does too to make it softer. Germanium is a more highly compressed version of tissue paper, making it bulletproof. This bullet resistant armor is also more flexible than Kevlar, and lighter too. The germanium is fused with silicon, and the light that the human eye can visibly see, the germanium sees too. Kinda sees. It absorbs, and turns the sunlight into power. Solar panels are 35% stronger than germanium and silicon, but it’s still enough power to power all the tools on the average soldier. This is a breakthrough in the soldier’s defense arsenal.