Thursday, September 10, 2009

New article 9/10/09

Monkeys Like Silence…….and Metallica

Usually, animals hate music. Monkeys DESPISE human music. For proof, the national symphony orchestra played for the monkeys and the monkeys went CRAZY. Some music even makes monkeys scared. When monkeys hear human music, they get all jittery and freak out, but that has changed. A group of monkeys in Wisconsin were tested to music by a band called “Metallica”, and were calmed and tranquil. Surprised, the scientists studied human music. The outcome they came with was against their surprising find. Human instruments to animals and other creatures are like listening to nails on a chalkboard. The Wisconsin scientists found that if they could get the right music, or compose a perfect monkey song, they could influence the monkeys, and maybe even train them. Also, the reaction was similar to babies in long 1 note tones. So if you hate Metallica, don’t scream that you hate it around any monkeys.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

PLANE FINDERS

PLANE FINDERS

On June 1, a French passenger
plane went missing, over the
Atlantic Ocean, going from
Brazil to Paris. After a few
hours of being airborne, the
plane disappeared, with its
228 passengers. Recently,
there have been searches for
the plane, but only a seat
and oil have been found. Around
the time the plane crashed, there
were strong winds, which may have
caused the crash. If the plane is
recovered, the search parties will
search for a recorded message; to
maybe find an alternate cause for the mysterious plane crash.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

ARTICLE

New York Bombers! (NOT a new baseball team)

In New York, New York, May 20,
four men were accused of planting
what looked like bombs in New York
synagogues. They were reported right
away since New Yorkers have been extremely
alert since 9/11. The four are charged with
conspiracy to use WMD’s (weapons of mass
destruction). Three of the bombers were
from the United States, but one was from
Haiti. The bombers plan was to put C-4
(explosive stuff) into cars outside of
synagogues and detonate them. The cars
had 30 pounds of C-4. Another words A LOT
OF EXPLOSIVE STUFF.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

WALL-E

Wall-E

Well, first, I’m not much of a children’s movie-lover. I can deal with them. I got dragged to see this movie with my little brother. So, I got some popcorn and a drink and sat down in the theater. Ok, it starts out with some trash everywhere. Yeah, kind of interesting. The next 25 minutes or so, it’s about A ROBOT PICKING UP TRASH! Now what is that?! 25 minutes of my life about some robot that makes annoying sounds picking up trash! After 25 minutes or so, something different happens! Another robot comes. Wow. Exciting. After that wall-e LOVES the robot, making the worst romance ever. And its that romance stuff for the next 30 minutes. After that, some evil ship robot tries to keep them everyone away from earth. Wall-e saves the day, and they go back to earth. Well, sorry, I just spoiled the entire movie.


This movie gets 1 muffin cat out of 10

Thursday, March 19, 2009

$270,000,000 Spent on an EXPLOSION

The NASA spacecraft “CO2 Hunter” was going to find the largest source of carbon dioxide. Unfortunately, it had a malfunction and crashed over the Atlantic Ocean. NASA said the problem was the weight distribution. The “Hunter” was similar to the Taurus XL. The Taurus XL accomplished 8 flights and was successful. The Taurus was launched in 1994 and cost $270,000,000. The U.S. space agency is putting together a “Mishap investigation board” to find the cause for the crash of the Hunter.
NASA knows that the Hunter didn’t crash in sight because there were hundreds of onlookers watching it launch. The Hunter will be tried again, but once NASA recovers from the first mishap.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

My new articles

Cheese Is Watching Us!

A group of scientists were listening to the radio while making grilled cheese sandwiches. Nothing out of the usual. But then their radioactive detecting sunglasses were going crazy. They looked for the source of the radioactive-ness for hours. Until, they found it. They got hungry, so they decided to eat their grilled cheese. But when the grilled cheese got close to them their radioactive detecting sunglasses AND shoelaces were going crazy. The discovery was made.

“It turns out,” scientist Joe Josephs says, “that all types of cheeses have been watching us in different ways.” Cheddar, was watching us through their invisible eyes. Parmesan used thermo graphic senses to watch us. All types of cheeses are watching us in their different, evil cheesy ways.

“Where do they come from? Was the first thing I thought when we made this discovery.” Scientist Steve Stevens says. After more hours of working diligently to find out where they came from, it happened. “It was so obvious when we found it.” scientist Mike Michaels says. “They came from cows!”

So now we know the cheese mystery. The cheese came from cows. But the mixture of the cow milk and the cheese ingredients gave them vision. So remember, be careful where you put your cheese because; it’s watching you.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Hello People!

Hi! If you are reading this, you are either really bored, or just news.