The Right Way To Use Tissue Paper
Let’s say you’re walking down the street on a nice warm perfect day. Everything is going well…until you get shot. But your Life Alert is out of power and your cell phone is too. Now there’s a product that can stop all of those events from happening. A new type of fabric similar to tissue paper, is as strong as Kevlar, and has solar capabilities, so you won’t die from getting shot, you can call the police and use your life alert, and catch the criminal. The fabrics name is germanium. Germanium is like compressed paper, which tissue paper does too to make it softer. Germanium is a more highly compressed version of tissue paper, making it bulletproof. This bullet resistant armor is also more flexible than Kevlar, and lighter too. The germanium is fused with silicon, and the light that the human eye can visibly see, the germanium sees too. Kinda sees. It absorbs, and turns the sunlight into power. Solar panels are 35% stronger than germanium and silicon, but it’s still enough power to power all the tools on the average soldier. This is a breakthrough in the soldier’s defense arsenal.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
REAL ARTICLE
Computers Purify Water
A new computer chip has been proven to clean and refresh water. Like a computer, it has a magnetic field, but this magnet attracts bacteria and other fatal substances, and killing them. The chip is so small and transportable that it can practically be brought and put anywhere. The purifier is the size of a postage stamp, and when waterproof, clear and see-through. The purifier can purify a swimming pool as fast as a Brita filter can filter a few cups of water. When the computer chip was tested in North Atlantic sea waters and 99 percent of the bacteria and contaminants in the water were killed and removed. This chip might be the solution to all the dirty water in the world, stopping global thirst, but to do that, the chips would have to be mass produced, and these aren’t expensive, but it still costs money. The chip can also remove clogs in water systems, such as waste pipes.
A new computer chip has been proven to clean and refresh water. Like a computer, it has a magnetic field, but this magnet attracts bacteria and other fatal substances, and killing them. The chip is so small and transportable that it can practically be brought and put anywhere. The purifier is the size of a postage stamp, and when waterproof, clear and see-through. The purifier can purify a swimming pool as fast as a Brita filter can filter a few cups of water. When the computer chip was tested in North Atlantic sea waters and 99 percent of the bacteria and contaminants in the water were killed and removed. This chip might be the solution to all the dirty water in the world, stopping global thirst, but to do that, the chips would have to be mass produced, and these aren’t expensive, but it still costs money. The chip can also remove clogs in water systems, such as waste pipes.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Real article
War Peppers
India’s military is using a new type of weapon. Not a bomb, not explosives, but a simple vegetable: the pepper. Not just any pepper though, the “bhut jolokia”, the hottest pepper in the history of anything. The pepper is so strong it can paralyze a target, and can be used as tear gas. The pepper is extremely similar to a grenade, you can burn it, and anyone that breathes the smokes lungs, mouth, flesh and anything else that comes into contact will burn, you can squirt the juice into the victim, burning them and having a chance of putting them into shock and paralyzing them. This pepper is extremely hot. Scoville units, the unit used to measure spice are used for this as well. Tabasco sauce, one of the hottest sauces known to man, something that burns and makes you cry just with a drop. Tabasco has 2,500-5,000 Scoville units. The bhut jolokia has 1,000,000 Scoville units. 1,000,000. That’s about 400 times hotter than Tabasco sauce. The pepper can be used just like any other gas or poison, if targets are holed into a cave or building, throw a burning one of these and that’s it. This pepper might even change the strategy of breaching a building altogether.
India’s military is using a new type of weapon. Not a bomb, not explosives, but a simple vegetable: the pepper. Not just any pepper though, the “bhut jolokia”, the hottest pepper in the history of anything. The pepper is so strong it can paralyze a target, and can be used as tear gas. The pepper is extremely similar to a grenade, you can burn it, and anyone that breathes the smokes lungs, mouth, flesh and anything else that comes into contact will burn, you can squirt the juice into the victim, burning them and having a chance of putting them into shock and paralyzing them. This pepper is extremely hot. Scoville units, the unit used to measure spice are used for this as well. Tabasco sauce, one of the hottest sauces known to man, something that burns and makes you cry just with a drop. Tabasco has 2,500-5,000 Scoville units. The bhut jolokia has 1,000,000 Scoville units. 1,000,000. That’s about 400 times hotter than Tabasco sauce. The pepper can be used just like any other gas or poison, if targets are holed into a cave or building, throw a burning one of these and that’s it. This pepper might even change the strategy of breaching a building altogether.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
New article....REAL@!@@@#!|#!#@#@
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE
Well, kind of. But it’s recently been proven that controlled, specific fires can reduce greenhouse gasses. This technique reduces carbon dioxide by 18 to 25 percent and in some forests, it can burn and get rid of 60 percent of the carbon dioxide in that area. Now this makes you think: how on earth did they discover this? Well, satellite images showed decreasing carbon dioxide in controlled fire areas. These fires also help plant new forests, making a new healthier planet, and the decreased carbon dioxide levels decrease the chances of forest fires. This research caused controversy, because some scientists say this proves global warming is caused by us, because we burn fuel and not wood, explaining why the middle ages were much colder than present earth, because we industrially and mass burn oil and fossil fuels. Other scientists just say that climate change exists and this means nothing. On the lighter side, the government could save 1.2 billion dollars on trying to stop fires, which they would no longer need to do. This technique is still being research if it can be mass done.
Well, kind of. But it’s recently been proven that controlled, specific fires can reduce greenhouse gasses. This technique reduces carbon dioxide by 18 to 25 percent and in some forests, it can burn and get rid of 60 percent of the carbon dioxide in that area. Now this makes you think: how on earth did they discover this? Well, satellite images showed decreasing carbon dioxide in controlled fire areas. These fires also help plant new forests, making a new healthier planet, and the decreased carbon dioxide levels decrease the chances of forest fires. This research caused controversy, because some scientists say this proves global warming is caused by us, because we burn fuel and not wood, explaining why the middle ages were much colder than present earth, because we industrially and mass burn oil and fossil fuels. Other scientists just say that climate change exists and this means nothing. On the lighter side, the government could save 1.2 billion dollars on trying to stop fires, which they would no longer need to do. This technique is still being research if it can be mass done.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
New article......and its REAL!
Zombies?
New studies show that cryonically frozen corpses ay have a chance of coming back to life. The scientists think they can achieve this with “nano-robots.” Nano-robots? Some scientists think this is just fake and imagination but scientists at the Alcor Life Foundation think otherwise. They think that they can clone a cell from the corpse and make a robotic clone from that cloned cell. Cloning a clone sounds ridiculous, but you won’t be laughing when Walt Disney is writing the next Pixar movie. You might be thinking that you can come back to life when you’re dead, but think again. It costs $80,000 to freeze just your head alone, and thousands more to freeze your entire corpse. The process of the resurrection would be
1. Take Body Out Of Cryo
2. Install “Nanobots”
3. Wait for body to thaw
4. Let “Nanobots” fix and replace deteriorated cells, tissue and brain
5. Hope it works
If the process succeeds as planned, the resurrected person would live longer and healthier than the past life, now that’s what I call a good afterlife. This technology is expected to be tested around 2050 at the least, and use hundreds of millions of dollars. Want to know where your taxes are going? Well there’s your answer.
New studies show that cryonically frozen corpses ay have a chance of coming back to life. The scientists think they can achieve this with “nano-robots.” Nano-robots? Some scientists think this is just fake and imagination but scientists at the Alcor Life Foundation think otherwise. They think that they can clone a cell from the corpse and make a robotic clone from that cloned cell. Cloning a clone sounds ridiculous, but you won’t be laughing when Walt Disney is writing the next Pixar movie. You might be thinking that you can come back to life when you’re dead, but think again. It costs $80,000 to freeze just your head alone, and thousands more to freeze your entire corpse. The process of the resurrection would be
1. Take Body Out Of Cryo
2. Install “Nanobots”
3. Wait for body to thaw
4. Let “Nanobots” fix and replace deteriorated cells, tissue and brain
5. Hope it works
If the process succeeds as planned, the resurrected person would live longer and healthier than the past life, now that’s what I call a good afterlife. This technology is expected to be tested around 2050 at the least, and use hundreds of millions of dollars. Want to know where your taxes are going? Well there’s your answer.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
REAL ARTICLE
Man Goes Cross Country with Elvis Passport
Do you think that after the Christmas Bomber that the Amsterdam Airport would be safe and secure? You’re wrong. A man got through with an Elvis Presley passport. It was an E-passport, but it still was Elvis Presley. Adam Laurie, the man in charge of the security says it was a ‘test’ but with the low security ratings and criticism about it, no one can be sure. The passport did pass through the automated passport machines. Amsterdam Airport wanted to make their airport high tech and iconic, but ever since this ‘upgrade’ security seems to of gone way down. This Elvis passport shows that anyone can hack an e-passport, and that asks the question, “is this e-passport necessary?” The Elvis Passport case is still under investigation.
Do you think that after the Christmas Bomber that the Amsterdam Airport would be safe and secure? You’re wrong. A man got through with an Elvis Presley passport. It was an E-passport, but it still was Elvis Presley. Adam Laurie, the man in charge of the security says it was a ‘test’ but with the low security ratings and criticism about it, no one can be sure. The passport did pass through the automated passport machines. Amsterdam Airport wanted to make their airport high tech and iconic, but ever since this ‘upgrade’ security seems to of gone way down. This Elvis passport shows that anyone can hack an e-passport, and that asks the question, “is this e-passport necessary?” The Elvis Passport case is still under investigation.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
APRIL FOOLS 3----EDITED
New Ketchup Product Revealed---Tomatoes Revolt!
The new product: Ketch-A-Hoy, is a new ketchup product that uses twice as many tomatoes as regular ketchup. Now, tomatoes are terrified, running away, even fighting back. Bobby Bobs, was the most recent victim of this attack. “They nibbled my arm off, and ate my toes.” He says.
Inst-ant Jello, the another victim says “They stole my dog, and they ate my bladder.” The tomato leader, Joe Heinz, says “These people have no right to slaughter us vegetables, and we won’t take this. We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the landing grounds, AND in the fields. We will NEVER surrender!” Joe Heinz is currently being sued by Winston Churchill for that speech. But that sue-worthy speech did inspire the tomatoes to fight humans on the beaches, landing grounds and fields. Darth Vader was inspired by these tomatoes. “I think *wooshy breath* that the *wooshy breath* tomatoes deserve a better *wooshy breath* lifestyle than being *wooshy breath*slaughtered by ketchup.” Currently, the tomatoes are still in revolt, and tomato hunters are still mysteriously disappearing. Joe Heinz is still in court.
The new product: Ketch-A-Hoy, is a new ketchup product that uses twice as many tomatoes as regular ketchup. Now, tomatoes are terrified, running away, even fighting back. Bobby Bobs, was the most recent victim of this attack. “They nibbled my arm off, and ate my toes.” He says.
Inst-ant Jello, the another victim says “They stole my dog, and they ate my bladder.” The tomato leader, Joe Heinz, says “These people have no right to slaughter us vegetables, and we won’t take this. We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the landing grounds, AND in the fields. We will NEVER surrender!” Joe Heinz is currently being sued by Winston Churchill for that speech. But that sue-worthy speech did inspire the tomatoes to fight humans on the beaches, landing grounds and fields. Darth Vader was inspired by these tomatoes. “I think *wooshy breath* that the *wooshy breath* tomatoes deserve a better *wooshy breath* lifestyle than being *wooshy breath*slaughtered by ketchup.” Currently, the tomatoes are still in revolt, and tomato hunters are still mysteriously disappearing. Joe Heinz is still in court.
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